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AL GORE to EMBED HIMSELF in GLACIER to PROVE GLOBAL WARMING!
In a stunning development,Al Gore,(D-lunar region) announced today that he will embed himself in a Glacier,north of Greenland,to finally prove his theory of Global Warming.
"I'm convinced that this Glacier will melt in time for me to run for President in 2008",he said confidently,..."and something has to be done after Bush and the rest of the VAST RIGHT-WING CONSERVATIVES,altered the Gulf Stream in order to prevent more devastating hurricanes from forming,which also deprived our downtrodden minorities the debit cards
they so richly deserve".
Tree-huggers and loons around the world hailed Gore's commitment to fight Global Warming....especially poingant,were the comments of potential rivals,Hilliary Clinton and John Kerry, who issued a joint statement saying:
"We're sure Al will be defrosted in time to join us in our struggle against the Republicans in 2008.
President Bush had no comment,but unamed White House sources are reporting a grass-roots movement to collect millions of ice cube trays.
The significance of this potential collection by the Right Wing was undertermined at this time.
Air America,Air Jordan,Airheads 'R' Us,
and Bowelmove.org,all contributed to this report.
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