QuiGon

Last year, all the liberals were blaming George Bush, Republicans, Conservatives, etc, for all the hurricanes. So I fully expect those same people to be thanking us for the lack of hurricanes this year. There's been what..? 2 hurricanes in the Atlantic, neither of which struck the continent..?

I am personally in charge of the vast right-wing conspiracy's plot to prevent any hurricanes since this is an election year - but I can't wait until next year when they let me build hurricanes and shoot them at the eastern seaboard..!! Florida is in danger, depending on how they vote this November, as are the gulf coast states and the mid-Atlantic.

Also, we should thank Patsfan13 who was assigned the duty of lowering gas prices before the election. Great work, bro..!! They told you "we want $2 a gallon by election day" and, as usual, you overachieved and outperformed everyone's wildest expectations..!!

Harry Boy

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QuiGon

What about strippers...? They still giving away free debit cards to be spent on strippers..?

Real World

See, this is why I have my doubts with the Global Warming crowd. The Enviro-Nazi's were all screaming that this year was going to be the worst on record. Well......

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"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of doubt, what is laid before him."
Leo Tolstoy, 1897

sdaniels7114

Well, if you're in charge of the weather perhaps you could send some cold air on over to Glacier National Park. It would be nice if we had a couple of glaciers there instead of a gigantic mudfield. You know, for the kids to look at.

QuiGon

Are you crazy..?!? I hate the cold weather. I am seeking preliminary approval to ratchet up the global warming another few degrees after the November elections. I still have bad memories of the Titans playoff game of January 2004. I want to make sure that darn well never happens again.

Harry Boy

The "Rich Liberal Ding Dongs" all whine, blubber, splutter and jerk their knees over "Global Warming" then they run off to Florida and Hawaii for the winter.

Speed up Global Warming then tell the smelly "you know who's" to shove their oil up their camels a$s.

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All_Around_Brown

This is among the dumbest things I've ever seen posted here. Congrats. You win a Boba Fett doll as a reward for your brilliance.

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Harry Boy

Who, me or Qui Gon?

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italia44

I'm taking credit for:
1.)unemployment at it's lowest in years
2.)The DJ and Nasdaq near record levels
3.)Inflation under control-no more tax and spend
4.)John Bolton squeezing Kofi Annan's
gonads at the UN
5.)John McCain(be still my heart) and his dope- slap of the Clintonistas'

It hasn't always been easy being part of a VAST,RIGHT -WING,CONSPIRACY.

I just want to say.......tearfully:

"You Like me!....You,really,really,Like me"
XOXOXOXO

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