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Amid crises, Obama declares war -- on Arizona
The candidate for President Of The USA "Prince Barack Hussein Obama" walked onto the stage, removed and embroided handkerchief from his jacket pocket and blew his nose, 17 dip ***** fawning gushing democrats fainted, this God Like creature with the beautiful smile and golden tongue then Broke Wind (farted) an 80 year old liberal white women dropped dead, her husband rose to his feet and screamed "YES WE CAN" then he gasped for air and died.
Oprah Winfrey watching all this on TV had fourteen major Orgasms.
This In The News Today, Jug Ears and Arizona, Jesus H Christ God.
The Obama administration has a lot of fights on its hands. Putting aside real wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, there's the battle against leaking oil in the Gulf, the struggle against 9.7 percent unemployment across the country, and clashes over the president's agenda on Capitol Hill. Despite all that, the White House has found time to issue a new declaration of war, this time against an unlikely enemy: the state of Arizona.
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