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Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
This story is a couple of days old, and if it has already been posted, I could
not tell by the thread titles. I have not been online for a couple of days, so
I apoligize if this is a duplicate thread. It is just too good not to post.
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Rep. Hank Johnson (D-Ga.) is afraid that the U.S. Territory of Guam is going to "tip over and capsize" due to overpopulation.
Johnson expressed his worries during a House Armed Services Committee hearing on the defense budget Thursday.
Addressing Adm. Robert Willard, who commands the Navy's Pacific Fleet, Johnson made a tippy motion with his hands and said sternly, "My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.
He now says he was joking.... Watch the video and you can tell, he was
not joking.
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Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
I saw this posted on another site. I'm still kinda speechless. And this guy is in congress?!? We are so ****ed as a country.
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Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
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Originally Posted by Real World
I saw this posted on another site. I'm still kinda speechless. And this guy is in congress?!? We are so ****ed as a country.
Come on, everybody knows it will only tip over if they all go to one end of the island. we'll just have to distribute them evenly, east, west, north and south and we'll be okay...............
Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
I just watched the ah er ah ahh er er ah um...video. I started to think i was watching an SLN skit from the 70s with Rosana Rosanadana. Your right this guy is a dumb as a rock
Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
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Originally Posted by reflexblue
I just watched the ah er ah ahh er er ah um...video. I started to think i was watching an SLN skit from the 70s with Rosana Rosanadana. Your right this guy is a dumb as a rock
He is a lawyer.......no really he is.....He defeated Cynthis McKinney so I'm willing to cut him a little slack.
Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
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Originally Posted by Patsfanin Philly
Come on, everybody knows it will only tip over if they all go to one end of the island. we'll just have to distribute them evenly, east, west, north and south and we'll be okay...............
Yeah, but what if the Marines bring a few tanks? If they have even one practice tank battle that doesn't take place in the exact center of the island they're doomed.
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Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
Wow.
Usually I'd say screw it congressmen don't know every issue, usually they're heavily briefed by the staff... in this case all I can hope is that this hearing was on April 1, and they exercised horrendous judgment by picking up some rando from outside the capital and gave him the congressman's credentials as a joke. The fact of the purposeful security breach on the part of the congressman and the lapse on the part of capital security, as well as the mockery of the process, would be preferable to the idea that this guy believes too many people on an island will "tip it over."
Screw it, if the Dems have to lose seats in November, this is a good one to start with. Give me the corrupt motherfrockers that have two brain-cells to rub together any day...
Wait, no, that could be worse...
Okay whatever, just sh1tcan this guy.
PFnV
Last edited by PatsFanInVa; 04-03-2010 at 07:30 AM..
Re: Rep. Hank Johnson: Guam could 'tip over and capsize'
We should all mortified by this, and the fact that this guy is a sitting LAWMAKER, however.... you can't help giggle. I particularly like the hand gestures and leaning as he's talking about the island capsizing.