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Originally Posted by reflexblue
I have a hang over, and i thought he was going to bring change you can believe in....fvcking Obama.... 
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My hangover medication from years gone by.
Bring Two Cups Water To A Boil
Add Chopped Onions Let Boil Until Onions Are Cooked
Add I Cup Light Cream
Bring To Simmer And Remove From Stove
Add Large Blob Of Real Butter And Salt
Sip From Soup Bowl
When Finished Chug A Lug Two Large Glasses Of Iced Moxie.
Lie Down For 3 Hours
Wake Up
Send Wife Or Girl Freind Out For Chinese Food
Drink Cold Beer While Waiting For Female To Return
Eat And Talk While Guzzling Beer
When Finished Eating Sing A Few Songs While Drinking More Beer
Stop Singing
Put Dance Music On
Dance
Have Several More Beers
Then Have Sex Standing Up In The Kitchen
Retire
Get Up Go To Work
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I'll always remember that magic moment
When I held you close to me
As we moved together I knew forever
You're all I'll ever need
HAPPY NEW YEAR