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***reflexblue*** · 09-21-2009, 05:24 AM

I thought he just had a good imagination, there was never any link. But some one really did expose himself and punch the women seated next to him.

Stricter punishments for passengers behaving badly - CNN.com

CNN) -- On a recent Southwest Airlines flight, a man dropped his pants and exposed himself to the female passenger sitting next to him, then punched her, according to an FBI affidavit. The plane was in midair, and the naked man reportedly grew angrier, screaming uncontrollably and shaking his fist in the air.

The man on the Southwest fight, Darius Chappill, was charged in U.S. District Court in Oakland, California with interference with a flight crew and accused of exposing himself. If convicted, he faces up to 20 years in federal prison and a $250,000 fine.

***Harry Boy*** · 09-21-2009, 06:55 AM

I know these things, this one was in Home Depot,

A man who was shopping in there had to use the men’s room, after his bowels had moved the happy customer tried to twist over onto his left side (he was right handed) to clean himself, he found that his buttock wouldn’t come up off the seat, he then tried to yank his side up off the seat he felt a sharp stinging pain and he then realized something was very wrong, this guy was in trouble, somebody had put a layer of adhesive all around the toilet seat, the mans a$s was stuck to the toilet seat.

This poor sap waited 20 minutes before somebody else came into the toilet, he yelled from the stall and asked the other customer if he would inform one of Home Depot’s male employees that he was sitting on a toilet seat and that he had a problem, ha, ha, ha, Jesus I wish I was there.

The employee arrived and sized up the situation then said, I’ll be right back, he didn’t return for about 25 minutes he went all through the store telling all the other employees about the guy who was stuck on the toilet seat, when he came back he had a bucket and about 15 other people with him, he opened the stall door and the poor bastard who was stuck on the seat had all these people trying to get a look at him, some of these people were in the next stalls standing on those seats looking over the partitions at his a$s, several people left because of the odor, two female employees had a fist fight while they were trying to get a look at this guys a$s.

The employee with the bucket told the “poor bastard” to bend over towards his knees, then the employee emptied the bucket on the guys a$s and the seat, the “poor bastard” started screaming and crying, the dummy moron employee threw Hot Water all over the guys a$s.

Finally one of the employees who was a Grammar School Graduate decided it was time to call the Fire Dept, when they arrived the “poor bastard” was crying and calling for his mother, one of the Firefighters put on his mask and then removed the toilet seat, the “poor bastard” was in so much pain and he was so excited that he jumped up and ran out of the men’s room into the store he was holding his pants up with one hand and running all over Home Depot waving his other arm and screaming with a toilet seat stuck to his ass.

They caught up with him and took him to the hospital where they removed the seat and a lot of his skin came off with it, the operating room was crowded with nurses who wanted watch the removal of the seat, the “poor bastard” was still crying, many of the nurses were holding their noses and laughing.
This happened in Maine.

wistahpatsfan · 09-21-2009, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Harry Boy

...This happened in Maine.

Of course...goes without saying.

Maine's version of a peep show.

***reflexblue*** · 09-21-2009, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Harry Boy

I know these things, this one was in Home Depot,

A man who was shopping in there had to use the men’s room, after his bowels had moved the happy customer tried to twist over onto his left side (he was right handed) to clean himself, he found that his buttock wouldn’t come up off the seat, he then tried to yank his side up off the seat he felt a sharp stinging pain and he then realized something was very wrong, this guy was in trouble, somebody had put a layer of adhesive all around the toilet seat, the mans a$s was stuck to the toilet seat.

This poor sap waited 20 minutes before somebody else came into the toilet, he yelled from the stall and asked the other customer if he would inform one of Home Depot’s male employees that he was sitting on a toilet seat and that he had a problem, ha, ha, ha, Jesus I wish I was there.

The employee arrived and sized up the situation then said, I’ll be right back, he didn’t return for about 25 minutes he went all through the store telling all the other employees about the guy who was stuck on the toilet seat, when he came back he had a bucket and about 15 other people with him, he opened the stall door and the poor bastard who was stuck on the seat had all these people trying to get a look at him, some of these people were in the next stalls standing on those seats looking over the partitions at his a$s, several people left because of the odor, two female employees had a fist fight while they were trying to get a look at this guys a$s.

The employee with the bucket told the “poor bastard” to bend over towards his knees, then the employee emptied the bucket on the guys a$s and the seat, the “poor bastard” started screaming and crying, the dummy moron employee threw Hot Water all over the guys a$s.

Finally one of the employees who was a Grammar School Graduate decided it was time to call the Fire Dept, when they arrived the “poor bastard” was crying and calling for his mother, one of the Firefighters put on his mask and then removed the toilet seat, the “poor bastard” was in so much pain and he was so excited that he jumped up and ran out of the men’s room into the store he was holding his pants up with one hand and running all over Home Depot waving his other arm and screaming with a toilet seat stuck to his ass.

They caught up with him and took him to the hospital where they removed the seat and a lot of his skin came off with it, the operating room was crowded with nurses who wanted watch the removal of the seat, the “poor bastard” was still crying, many of the nurses were holding their noses and laughing.
This happened in Maine.

So how did it feel....all those people staring at you stuck to the seat and all.

***Harry Boy*** · 09-21-2009, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by reflexblue

So how did it feel....all those people staring at you stuck to the seat and all.

It wasn't me, I'm not a Mainer, I grew up on the Corner of Brookline St & Putnam Ave in Cambridge, we always check the seat for anything unusual before we sit down especially in Home Depot.................

***reflexblue*** · 09-21-2009, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Harry Boy

It wasn't me, I'm not a Mainer, I grew up on the Corner of Brookline St & Putnam Ave in Cambridge, we always check the seat for anything unusual before we sit down especially in Home Depot.................

No need to get so Defensive.

I forgot to a

at the end.

alvinnf · 09-21-2009, 08:21 AM

This can't be true!!!!!! How could the adhesive not get tacky or dry? The timing must have been impecable. Who does'nt inspect the toilet seat in a public rest room? Seriously, you dont put your cheeks on that thing without putting it through a ten point inspection!!!!!!!!!!!

***reflexblue*** · 09-21-2009, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by alvinnf

This can't be true!!!!!! How could the adhesive not get tacky or dry? The timing must have been impecable. Who does'nt inspect the toilet seat in a public rest room? Seriously, you dont put your cheeks on that thing without putting it through a ten point inspection!!!!!!!!!!!

He was a Republican.....

State · 09-21-2009, 10:12 AM

I'd only do it in there if i were sitting on rex ryan's belly.

***Harry Boy*** · 09-21-2009, 10:27 AM

My wifes brother went to Home Depot for a Colonoscopy and a Tooth Extraction......