Originally Posted by Holy Diver

Jesus would torture people, and deny healthcare to those who can't afford it. I believe it was Jesus himself that was the first who said...."get a job!" Jesus wouldn't assist in paying for anyone's healthcare...those lazy immagrants should get to work, and grow up. Jesus would contribute to campaign funds in hopes that the elected rep would write laws that allowed Jesus to get more money, and most importantly, pay less taxes. Jesus hated taxes. Jesus was for a co-op, his last words on the cross had to do with keeping health insurance companies private.

"I die for your sins, may the iberal comunistic, facist, nazi left wingers NEVER get in the way of your profits. Money is EVERYTHING!" - Jesus

Jesus was also very big on corporate bonuses. I believe it was the Bible that stated in the book of Matthew "None shall hinder corporate profits, thy shall be done" (I'm paraphrasing, but I heard Glen Beck say that some university did a study on it, and thats what they came up with)

Jesus was one of the first to talk about "Pre-emptive war". He was one of the fist to include nation building in his teachings. Jesus was a man of war. He fought the muslims, and the communists. He also waged many wars against the facists at ACORN. Jesus wanted every man woman and child to own a gun. He wrote about this often.

Jesus, unlike some of our elected leaders (cough-cough), was born in the USA! Jesus was a real american, not like some who were clearly born in Kenya. Jesus was a Christian BEFORE he was a jew, and after that became a christian again.

Jesus Christ could hit a curveball.

Originally Posted by wistahpatsfan

"Loud mouth women" are too.
My wife's gonna be PISSED!

Originally Posted by fleabassist1

I am glad you too, have seen the light. Welcome!

Originally Posted by fleabassist1

I have found Jesus Christ, my lord and savior. I will now be following the bible blindly and without question because that is his will. I will now be denouncing Obama as president because he is african american and the bible shuns that. I will be changing every single fiber of my being to align myself with the holy spirit - denouncing gay marriage, abortion and gun control - because I can no longer trust myself in believing the things that I want to believe, because satan now controls my every thought. Pray for me as I make my change. I am now against everyone in the following list and damn them all to hell unless they repent:



If you too would like to join the crusade, copy and paste the above post into this thread. We must unite against the demons!

Originally Posted by 363839

BTW- That list pretty much includes the entire human race.

Originally Posted by fleabassist1

I have found Jesus Christ, my lord and savior. I will now be following the bible blindly and without question because that is his will. I will now be denouncing Obama as president because he is african american and the bible shuns that. I will be changing every single fiber of my being to align myself with the holy spirit - denouncing gay marriage, abortion and gun control - because I can no longer trust myself in believing the things that I want to believe, because satan now controls my every thought. Pray for me as I make my change. I am now against everyone in the following list and damn them all to hell unless they repent:



If you too would like to join the crusade, copy and paste the above post into this thread. We must unite against the demons!

Originally Posted by wistahpatsfan

It needs to add "Jets fans"