It's a "good war" now, President Jug Ears is running the show.
DEMOCRATS FAINTED WHEN HE BLEW HIS NOSE
CHRIS (MUSH MOUTH) MATTHEWS LEGS TINGLED AT THE SOUND OF HIS VOICE
MAUREEN DOWD DREAMED SHE TOOK A SHOWER WITH HIM (arghhhhhhhhhhh, oh god faster barry faster)
SOLDIERS STILL DIE DAILY BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO GO TO DRUDGE OR FOX TO HEAR ABOUT IT
THE FIRST LADY PLANTED ORGANIC SPINACH ON TOP OF THE WHITE HOUSE SEPTIC TANK
SAMSON OBAMA IS A CHILD MOLESTER
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAS AN AUNT WHO IS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN AND GETS FOOD STAMPS
WHERE WAS OUR PRESIDENT BORN.............
