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You guys," David said, "are here to learn how to rule the world."
"King David," David Coe went on, "liked to do really, really bad things." He chuckled. "Here's this guy who slept with another man's wife — Bathsheba, right? — and then basically murdered her husband. And this guy is one of our heroes." David shook his head. "I mean, Jiminy Christmas, God likes this guy! What," he said, "is that all about?"....
redacted: a bunch of "wrong guesses" -- PFnV
"Because he was chosen," I said. For the first time David looked my way.
"Yes," he said, smiling. "Chosen. Interesting set of rules, isn't it?" He turned to Beau. "Beau, let's say I hear you raped three little girls. And now here you are at Ivanwald. What would I think of you, Beau?"
Beau, given to bellowing Ivanwald's daily call to sports like a bull elephant, shrank into the cushions. "Probably that I'm pretty bad?"
"No, Beau." David's voice was kind. "I wouldn't." He drew Beau back into the circle with a stare that seemed to have its own gravitational pull. Beau nodded, brow furrowed, as if in the presence of something profound. "Because," David continued, "I'm not here to judge you. That's not my job. I'm here for only one thing. Do you know what that is?"
Understanding blossomed in Beau's eyes. "Jesus?" he said.
This from the book excerpt at the bottom of the page, which is the most fun part of this article. In it he explains in loving detail what a good example Genghis Khan was, because he'd stuff an enemy in a crate, have a table set on the crate and eat a feast while his enemy suffocated and screamed.
God Bless America, right? No, no, no, not God BLESS America... Whoops, wrong reverend
Do we really need these sorts of guys informing our policies anymore?
Oh and by the way, yes, this is where Sanford goes for his "spiritual guidance," the C-Street "Family." Hence his rambling references to King David.
"interesting set of rules" indeed, to quote Coe's phrase.
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