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Old 07-03-2009, 07:56 AM   #1
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The Incredible Shrinking Sheep of Scotland - TIME

Of course there's no such thing as global climate change, so the article can't be right. Wait no, there is such a thing as global climate change, but there's negligible human input into it... no wait, ther is such a thing as global climate change and there is human input, but it happens all the time... wait no, there aren't enough sunspots and we're spewing greenhouse gases into the atmosphere... we have to study this for a long long time, longer than we have...
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Old 07-03-2009, 08:45 AM   #2
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No wait we need to wreck our economy and give enormous sums of government becuase someone ran an inaccurate computer model that doesn't match measured observations...
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...and yet, the sheep shrink.
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The Incredible Shrinking Sheep of Scotland - TIME

Of course there's no such thing as global climate change, so the article can't be right. Wait no, there is such a thing as global climate change, but there's negligible human input into it... no wait, ther is such a thing as global climate change and there is human input, but it happens all the time... wait no, there aren't enough sunspots and we're spewing greenhouse gases into the atmosphere... we have to study this for a long long time, longer than we have...
Proof that people aren't getting enough sleep.
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Old 07-03-2009, 09:10 AM   #5
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...and yet, the sheep shrink.
Bang 'em over the head with a hammer and they won't notice.
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...and yet, the sheep shrink.
I blame all the cow farts, eat more steak, save the shrinking sheep!
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There's some Sheep in Maine that are "Swelling".........
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Don't forget AlGore's 10% "commission" on all expenditures for the "Green Revolution". Called the "climate high priest's tax".


Gotta keep that Tennessee mansion of his powered up with his ten times the amount of the average U.S. family. Then there's his fleet of SUVs, his private air-craft (fixed and rotor winged)!! And the Tipper apparently couldn't live in the VP's quarters without opening up the fire-place and chimney so's they could burn all that wood, produce all that smoke and C02 and other goodies. Yup, the Gore-man has sure set the bar for the rest of the world to follow, hasn't he!!!


Hey, Mabel, keep peddling the bike so we can have enough electricity to read the newspaper tonight. The AlGore has just added another tax!!!




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Sheep? Oh the irony. baaaaaaaaa

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...and yet, the sheep shrink.

And the human sheep believe computer simulations instead of observation and measurement...
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