IcyPatriot

the perfect tax ... truly based on consumption. anyone who has dieted knows the less you eat ... the less you flush. Taxes on booze, butts, gasoline ... why not butt wipe ... I am serious ... why not? Americans are notorious for pampered butt wipe. it clogs the sewer system and landfills. We spend more on returning it to nature than we do making it. We have and use the softest in all the world and we spend on it ... it's important. Obama ... if you read the forum ... 25-cent surcharge on each roll, debt will be reduced in a jiffy. I guarantee consumption will not suffer ... not even by 1 roll.

efin98

that's a *****ty proposal

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alvinnf

What about a mega roll, do they hit you with a little extra. Well now would be a good time to buystock in SCOTT paper products. 1000 sheets a roll, that's "John Wayne" toilet paper, rough and tough, and don't take ***** off anybody!!!!

efin98

Good point.

Do we get taxed double for two-ply instead of one-ply?

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Michael

Would I pay a higher tax for the buff and shine?

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BelichickFan

Yeah, just what we need . . . this isn't the place to go cheap especially if you want public transportation to increase.

NEPatriot

Perhaps, we can use our hands more.

Your suggestion might be in Obama 'cap and trade' bill. What a way to save the planet!

alvinnf

Well now I know how to get rich. Bedet's or Bidet's or whatever they call those things over in europe that squirt water at your @ss, no toilet paper required! It's genius.

IcyPatriot

Those things are messed up ... I want to remove the waste not splash it all over myself.

State

There's always poison ivy.