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Old 06-11-2009, 08:30 PM   #1
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So Obama read the report that in @3.5 billion years the Earth and Venus may collide. So he appropriated $$$ to take over the planets orbit ... eliptical does not work Obama said.

Earth-Venus smash-up possible in 3.5 billion years: study - Yahoo! News

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PARIS (AFP) – A force known as orbital chaos may cause our Solar System to go haywire, leading to possible collision between Earth and Venus or Mars, according to a study released Wednesday. Obama has blamed America's past decisions for this chaos.

The good news says Joe Biden is that the likelihood of such a smash-up is small, around one-in-2500. Similar odds to the gop regaining control over congress Biden added.

And even if the planets did careen into one another, it would not happen before another 3.5 billion years. 4.5 billion years if we reduce global warming Al Gore added.

Indeed, there is a 99 percent chance that the Sun's posse of planets will continue to circle in an orderly pattern throughout the expected life span of our life-giving star, another five billion years, the study found. Obama is not happy that the sun has an independant posse, so the new planetary orbit czar will be Mr.T and his posse.
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We have more czars than Russia ever did
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We have more czars than Russia ever did
I czar that coming.
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Czaren't you right about czat. Next is the illegal alien czar ... it think it will be Czartuni ... his aunt.
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Pretty so we're going to need a czar czar.
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