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***NEPatriot*** · 05-30-2009, 11:59 AM

Obama Revises Campaign Promise Of 'Change' To 'Relatively Minor Readjustments In Certain Favorable Policy Areas' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Would you like to know how Obama defines his 'changes'? Yes?

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In a slight shift from his campaign trail promise, President Obama announced Monday that his administration's message of "Change" has been modified to the somewhat more restrained slogan "Relatively Minor Readjustments in Certain Favorable Policy Areas."

"Today, Americans face a great many challenges, and I hear your desperate calls for barely measurable and largely symbolic improvements in the status quo," said Obama, who vowed never to waver in his fight for every last infinitesimal nudge forward on the controversial issues of torture and the military ban on homosexuals. "Remember: Yes we can, if by that you mean tiptoeing around potentially unpopular decisions that could alienate a large segment of the populace." Washington insiders said that, while the new mottos are certainly in keeping with Obama's pledge of government transparency, they are significantly less catchy.

Obama can change a lot of things in different ways and he would like to do it in a way that nobody can find out about it. Is it interesting?

***DarrylS*** · 05-30-2009, 12:11 PM

You know of course that the Onion is parody???

***maverick4*** · 05-30-2009, 04:10 PM

HILARIOUS!!

NEPatriot was already a complete joke with no credibility, but for him to link to a well known satire site is beyond hysterical. The guy basically googles looking for things.

***IcyPatriot*** · 05-30-2009, 05:06 PM

Some of today's headlines from "the Onion"

http://www.theonion.com/content/index?utm_source=nav

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Bar Owner Cannot Phucking Believe He Actually Sponsored An Adult Kickball Team

China Leaks Preemptive Apology For Shooting Down Space Shuttle

Maker Of Dixie Cups Debuts New Line Of Paper Cookware

Stan Van Gundy Draws Up Play In Barbecue Sauce

Autoworkers Compete to Keep Jobs, Livelihoods on New Reality Show

Live From Congress: Representative Wants To See, Meet More Kids Online

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

godef · 05-31-2009, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by maverick4

HILARIOUS!!

NEPatriot was already a complete joke with no credibility, but for him to link to a well known satire site is beyond hysterical. The guy basically googles looking for things.

NEPatriot exposed. Looking forward to his comments on this. He's putting on his spin cap... (anybody remember Beanie & Cecil, the latter the bodiless dinosaur).

***NEPatriot*** · 05-31-2009, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by maverick4

HILARIOUS!!

NEPatriot was already a complete joke with no credibility, but for him to link to a well known satire site is beyond hysterical. The guy basically googles looking for things.

What do you know about conservatism intelligent?

***NEPatriot*** · 05-31-2009, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by IcyPatriot

Some of today's headlines from "the Onion"

http://www.theonion.com/content/index?utm_source=nav

Thank you for sharing.

godef · 06-01-2009, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by NEPatriot

What do you know about conservatism intelligent?

Huh?!? Speak English.

***tanked_as_usual*** · 06-01-2009, 02:43 PM

this is funny.........one guy thought it was serious......and then the obama underwear brigade feels compelled to fail to acknowledge that their god was being ridiculed

***DarrylS*** · 06-01-2009, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by tanked_as_usual

this is funny.........one guy thought it was serious......and then the obama underwear brigade feels compelled to fail to acknowledge that their god was being ridiculed

Obama is ridiculed here every day.. so what else is new. The person who thought it was serious is the consummate rightie...