PR this isn't the first time you've expressed this,iirc? You're perfect for the job btw.
Anyway,I'm not going to look for the link now because the incident happened several months ago, but the premise expressed in this thread brings the story to mind.
An older couple living in a quiet,residential neighborhood had some early-stage tomato plants happily growing on their kitchen window sill.
A "concerned citizen" (sarc intended) who'd decided to do God and His Country A Service, spotted these little leafy plants growing on the woman's sill and called the police, as in his uninformed,narcissistic but EVER well- intentioned mind the little couple MUST be growing marijuana.
Being a small town, the local law enforcement notified the DEA who Ninja-ed themselves up and proceeded to raid the house in the wee hours of the morning,as they seem to be wont to do.
The poor woman was obviously upset by the mayhem but actually began to laugh as she informed the militia that those were her tomato plants. Sure enough, after checking the plants thoroughly and ransacking the house, it was found to be true.
5 little tomato plants.
The couple eventually transplanted the tomato plants into their garden when it was time. As soon as some began to ripen,the woman and her husband brought a basket over to the "good citizen" neighbor and another big basket to their local police station,ALL grown from those very same plants that had ripened on their window sill.
EDIT: Yummmmm this tea is delicious!!! LOL