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10. Change mascot from an elephant to a can of Mountain Dew
9. Buy one of them computers all the kids are using
8. Appoint Michael Phelps chairman in charge of chillaxing
7. They should totally start a band
6. Change Rush Limbaugh's name to Spongerush Fatpants
5. Add highlights to combovers and hairpieces
4. Four words: Lil Wayne for Senator
3. Bring back this guy
2. How 'bout stealing and ordering hits like when Nixon ran things
1. Fewer reactionary old white guys
“We like to say that dependability is more important than ability,” Bill Belichickism....
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Re: David Letterman Assists GOP with Suggestions on how to get hip...
Letterman The Lefty:
The loons are running scared now (tea party coming) they thought the whole country was going to start slobbering and kissing The Messiah's a$s instead his approval is starting to fall, each day Messiah does something to show us that he should have stayed in the senate for another 16 or 20 years before trying to go "big time" he is the most unqualified person that has ever held that job and the sad thing is WE ARE AT WAR and the whole Pelosi Congress is worse than he is.
GOD HELP THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, THE COUNTRY IS IN GRAVE DANGER, LOOK AT THESE CLOWNS (OBAMA PELOSI BIDEN) IT IS A TERRIFYING THOUGHT TO THINK THAT THEY ARE IN CHARGE OF OUR FAMILY'S LIVES.
IF WE CAN LIVE THROUGH IT OBAMA-BIDEN-PELOSI ARE THE BEST THING THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN TO THE REPUBLICANS.
OH JESUS OH MARY OH JOSEPH
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