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I took a dump today, and it still smelled like #$!^
I mention this cuz while Obama didn't change the odor of my poop, I still hope he does an excellent job. Also, I think today's forum is terrific. All the Bush bashers are pissed cuz the Obama bashers are being mean to their man, or vice versa. I personally enjoy this because it means the forum should be a lot of fun moving forward. Those who are usually criticizing, will now be defending, and those defending, will now be criticizing, which means that partisan politics are alive and well!
Congrats BO, I hope you succeed in winning my vote in 4 years time. Good luck, and best wishes. I hope my poop smells better real soon.
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Re: I took a dump today, and it still smelled like #$!^
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Originally Posted by Real World
I mention this cuz while Obama didn't change the odor of my poop, I still hope he does an excellent job. Also, I think today's forum is terrific. All the Bush bashers are pissed cuz the Obama bashers are being mean to their man, or vice versa. I personally enjoy this because it means the forum should be a lot of fun moving forward. Those who are usually criticizing, will now be defending, and those defending, will now be criticizing, which means that partisan politics are alive and well!
Congrats BO, I hope you succeed in winning my vote in 4 years time. Good luck, and best wishes. I hope my poop smells better real soon.
what you are missing is the gift that Obama gave you of the HOPE that your poop might smell different. If we as the american people put our efforts into a mission with such valor as altering your poop's odor, we can accomplish the impossible.
However, instead of wishing your poop smelled different, why not be proactive about it. Ask not what your country can do for Poo, aks what you can eat to make your poo the cornucopia of odor you crave.
Try eating nothing but sage and milk for a week.....
Re: I took a dump today, and it still smelled like #$!^
Quote:
Originally Posted by Real World
I mention this cuz while Obama didn't change the odor of my poop, I still hope he does an excellent job. Also, I think today's forum is terrific. All the Bush bashers are pissed cuz the Obama bashers are being mean to their man, or vice versa. I personally enjoy this because it means the forum should be a lot of fun moving forward. Those who are usually criticizing, will now be defending, and those defending, will now be criticizing, which means that partisan politics are alive and well!
Congrats BO, I hope you succeed in winning my vote in 4 years time. Good luck, and best wishes. I hope my poop smells better real soon.
Yes this has been a banner day so far. I still come here cause I like this forum, but I post much less because this election process has been so partisan.
Re: I took a dump today, and it still smelled like #$!^
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Originally Posted by Holy Diver
what you are missing is the gift that Obama gave you of the HOPE that your poop might smell different. If we as the american people put our efforts into a mission with such valor as altering your poop's odor, we can accomplish the impossible.
However, instead of wishing your poop smelled different, why not be proactive about it. Ask not what your country can do for Poo, aks what you can eat to make your poo the cornucopia of odor you crave.
Try eating nothing but sage and milk for a week.....
Hope is what you have when you don't have a plan and have run out of ideas.
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Re: I took a dump today, and it still smelled like #$!^
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Originally Posted by Holy Diver
what you are missing is the gift that Obama gave you of the HOPE that your poop might smell different. If we as the american people put our efforts into a mission with such valor as altering your poop's odor, we can accomplish the impossible.
However, instead of wishing your poop smelled different, why not be proactive about it. Ask not what your country can do for Poo, aks what you can eat to make your poo the cornucopia of odor you crave.
Try eating nothing but sage and milk for a week.....
I BELIEVE!!!
Well, actually, I believe up until that part about my poop smelling better by consuming milk. You see, I'm lactose intolerant, so milk would actually make my arse smell like a....nevermind. I Believe!
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"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of doubt, what is laid before him." Leo Tolstoy, 1897
Re: I took a dump today, and it still smelled like #$!^
Quote:
Originally Posted by Holy Diver
what you are missing is the gift that Obama gave you of the HOPE that your poop might smell different. If we as the american people put our efforts into a mission with such valor as altering your poop's odor, we can accomplish the impossible.
However, instead of wishing your poop smelled different, why not be proactive about it. Ask not what your country can do for Poo, aks what you can eat to make your poo the cornucopia of odor you crave.
Try eating nothing but sage and milk for a week.....
Oh man ... the poop talk has my sides splitting.
My poop smelled different when Nixon and Ford were in office.
I think it got worse due to age ... nothing to do with the President du jour.
Re: I took a dump today, and it still smelled like #$!^
Hope:
I hope we don't have to watch any more planes smashing into our buildings, I hope our food doesn't get poisoned, I hope a back pack Nuke doesn't blow up in a Mall, I hope this new guy isn't full of ***** like I think he is, if he isn't full of ***** I will eat Crow.
POOR OLD PANT SUIT AND BLUE DRESS THEY LOOKED LIKE TWO LOST SOULS TODAY, I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ALL THIS WHEN THEY HAVE GONE TO BED AND THE DOORS ARE ALL LOCKED.
DEAR MS PANT SUIT,
NEVER TRUST A FELLOW DEMOCRAT-----------
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Re: I took a dump today, and it still smelled like #$!^
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Originally Posted by Harry Boy
DEAR MS PANT SUIT,
NEVER TRUST A FELLOW DEMOCRAT-----------
Umm Harry ... she was screwed over by her party ... you know the "it is what it is" game they all play ... she called a post pattern and they ran the option.