PatriotsReign

An announcement was made today that determines the source of the

"I'm pissed off that Obama won syndrome"

Originally is was thought to be a voluntary childish reaction, but today scientists say they have isolated a gene called the NEPatriot gene. People who possess this gene have lost control of rational thought and become obsessed with one topic 24 hours a day. To date, there is no known procedure to correct this genetic deficiency.

However, it is recommended that when encountering a person with the NEPatriot gene that you gather as many people as possible together and chant.

"Obama won, Obama won...In your face and get used to it, Obam won!"

In hopes that sudden agitation may shock the defunct gene back to normalcy.

Holy Diver

I thought you mean this Gene....


http://www.scienceandsupermodels.com...%20Simmons.jpg

wistahpatsfan

Or this one:

Born_a_Patriot

He just needs to stare at this picture. That will fix him.

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Real World

NEP, hmmm...that comes so close to another name in here, that bore similar qualites....hmmm....anyhow, NEP, you do need to slow down with the anti-Obama spamming. The guy hasn't even taken the oath yet, so how about waiting to see how he performs on the job, before we criticize him for breathing.

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"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of doubt, what is laid before him."
Leo Tolstoy, 1897

Born_a_Patriot

Could it be that the reason NEPatriot hates Obama other than Obama being black? Could it be that NEPatriot has had homosexual liberal socialist fantasies about Obama?

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PatriotsReign

Man, you are such a slueth dude...I think you're right on the money with "NEM"

Keep us updated!

PatriotsReign

That fixed me...got a cigarette?

Born_a_Patriot

She does.

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Real World

NEP seems like the bizarro NEM.

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"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of doubt, what is laid before him."
Leo Tolstoy, 1897