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Old 11-20-2008, 07:59 PM   #1
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Experts call for end of flushing toilets on World Toilet Day | News.com.au Top stories | News.com.au

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AS the world celebrates World Toilet Day today, sanitation experts have called for the end of the flushing dunny to save water and provide fertilizer for crops.

Leading health advocates have called for the use of "dry" toilets which separate urine from faeces and remove the need to flush.
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New toilet tax proposed
There have already been calls by Australian experts to reduce the amount of water wasted through toilet flushing with a proposed new toilet tax.
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The average person spends three years of their life on the “john”.

The average person flushes a toilet about 2500 times a year, while using about eight sheets of toilet paper per day.
8 sheets ... 8 shhets is like just the first pass.

Most toilets flush in the key of E flat.
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Old 11-20-2008, 10:16 PM   #2
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Al Boob Gore and Rosie (Hog Face) O'Donnell are going to protest Toilets by not *****ting for 6 months.
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I wonder how they came up with the 8 sheets statistic? That's just wrong man. I always thought if someone made toilet tissue brown, they's sell a lot more of it.
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That's got to be bed sheets, man...

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I wonder how they came up with the 8 sheets statistic? That's just wrong man. I always thought if someone made toilet tissue brown, they's sell a lot more of it.
Brown? The user makes it brown with every pass. Well, sometimes green too. White's better cuz people like looking at the TP once they've wiped. The first thing we do is sneak a peak into the bowl to see what "it" looks like, then we analyze the first pass for traces of a past meal. You know, the old "oh, this must be the salad I had cuz I can see a piece of black olive".

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Brown? The user makes it brown with every pass. Well, sometimes green too. White's better cuz people like looking at the TP once they've wiped. The first thing we do is sneak a peak into the bowl to see what "it" looks like, then we analyze the first pass for traces of a past meal. You know, the old "oh, this must be the salad I had cuz I can see a piece of black olive".

Brown TP would sell like hot cakes! People would go through rolls like there's no tomorrow.

How does a blind person know when they can stop wiping?

It's a good thing poop is tapered....imagine if it was square?
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This could all work if we were to prefect transporter technology.
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If human ***** ever became of value poor people would be born without a$s holes.
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This means WAR their messing with one of my favorite pass times.
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