11-10-2008, 12:05 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Re: Holy Teetotalers, Batman!! This guy got p!ssed!!
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Originally Posted by godef
I had a roommate years ago who would get passed out drunk, then at some point would stand up and pee in the nearest corner of the room. And then pass out again. Wonder if this isn't similar?
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I thought I was the only one who knew somebody like that, we had a little bar in Cambridge that only whack jobs drank in I loved the place, their was a fight every ten minutes, all kinds of sex stuff going on in the booths, we had a couple (man/wife/wino's) that came in and we used to take up a collection for them then they would have sex on the bar while we all applauded, the owner and the bartenders were worse than the patrons, we had a guy that used to bring his monkey in with him, we would give the monkey some wine in a shot glass, after a couple of these the monkey would start playing with himself, all the whacko's in the place would start cheering and singing while the monkey was standing on the bar jerking off, geting back to "urination" we had one that was the nicest guy in the world but when he drank he went into another world, he would pass out in a booth then when he woke up he would get up and
p!ss all over the Juke Box, instead of throwing him out the bartender would start singing.
For those of you who call me a racist, this Bar was a Black/White bar, the politically correct among us would set themselves on fire if they could hear the things we called each other.
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