JimmyCrackCorn

Personally, I don't even see what he did as a character issue. I know plenty of people who have done similar stupid stuff in college. Not that exactly, but equally dumb. My favorite:

A friend of mine hooked up with some girl in college in a severly enebriated state. He wakes up in the middle of the night to realize he had s h i t the bed in the worst way. The girl is passed out, and he jumps out of bed to consider his options. Then in a briliant turn of events, he grabs her underwear off the floor and smears them in the smelly brown matter he has created in the bed. He wraps them around her ankles. He then grabs a pen and paper and writes a note which reads, "You are the most disgusting thing I have never met" or something along those lines. He leaves it next to her bed and runs home. From that day forward, she was known as the poop girl.

patriotspride

this is a thread from a guy who says he just wants to talk football

JimmyCrackCorn

The slightly red colored chipmunk walks 3 paces to his right when the blue owl hoots 4.5 times while staring into the sun.

patriotspride

see people .this is what happens when you do drugs .poor jimmy

scott c

Jimmycrackwhore and I dont care.........Jimmy crackwhore and I dont care........the troll should go away..........Pretty catchy huh?

JimmyCrackCorn

The little toy dog is covered with dust,
But sturdy and stanch he stands;
And the little toy soldier is red with rust,
And his musket moulds in his hands.
Time was when the little toy dog was new,
And the soldier was passing fair;
And that was the time when our Little Boy Blue
Kissed them and put them there.

"Now, don't you go till I come," he said,
"And don't you make any noise!"
So, toddling off to his trundle-bed,
He dreamt of the pretty toys;
And, as he was dreaming, an angel song
Awakened our Little Boy Blue---
Oh! the years are many, the years are long,
But the little toy friends are true!

Ay, faithful to Little Boy Blue they stand,
Each in the same old place---
Awaiting the touch of a little hand,
The smile of a little face;
And they wonder, as waiting the long years through
In the dust of that little chair,
What has become of our Little Boy Blue,
Since he kissed them and put them there.

patriotspride

wow you really are messed up dude .you should try narcotics anonymous

JimmyCrackCorn

This movie was like Braveheart meets the Swamp Fox with 100 times the action of the old Disney shows.

patriotspride

my god your so sad.your poor mother.get your life together man

JimmyCrackCorn

Mystery Movie... tracks a star-crossed pair as they repeatedly drift apart and meet again over a span of 13 years and gradually fall madly, deeply, passionately into friendship, a friendship ever teetering on the edge of love. Harry meets Sally when they share a car ride to New York City upon graduation from the University of Chicago. A few minutes into the trip, the conversation between womanizing, neurotic Harry (Billy Crystal) and driven, equally neurotic Sally (Meg Ryan) becomes heatedly contentious. The question arises: Can a man and a woman be just friends? Harry contends this proposition is impossible, that sex will always come along to screw up the friendship. Sally is aghast and disagrees, proclaiming the idea a distinct possibility. The two part ways rather acrimoniously in New York but before long meet again and eventually decide to indeed be friends. As life’s mysterious coincidences pull Harry and Sally closer together, they share mystical, tender moments, confess secrets to each other, console each other, attend major holidays together, and do all the other things couples traditionally do. The question then reemerges: Can Harry and Sally remain mere friends, or will they--must they--fall in love? And can anyone forget Ryan's classic faking-it scene in Katz's Deli?