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PonyExpress · 08-10-2008, 10:51 PM

Charles Haley. I'm just talking about his appearance. Obviously Crable isn't a HOF caliber player. He has that size, length, skinny strength and coordination. Hopefully he works as hard as Pierre has worked. Anyone else see the physical resemblance?

OhExaulted1 · 08-10-2008, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by PonyExpress

Charles Haley. I'm just talking about his appearance. Obviously Crable isn't a HOF caliber player. He has that size, length, skinny strength and coordination. Hopefully he works as hard as Pierre has worked. Anyone else see the physical resemblance?

I like the Willie Mcginist comparisons myself.

PATRIOT64 · 08-10-2008, 11:03 PM

I thought Haley was a bit bigger frame-wise

fnordcircle · 08-10-2008, 11:07 PM

Hopefully the comparisons only carry over on the field....

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...asturbate.html

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Jeff Pearlman has a new book coming out in September called Boys Will Be Boys, which chronicles the Cowboys during the Aikman-Smith-Irvin glory years. Tucked inside the book is a chapter called “The Last Naked Warrior,” which is a nickname defensive end Charles Haley used for himself. Haley, if you recall, was a goddamn beast of a pass rusher, and also a legendary *******. But what you may not know about Haley is that he was:

A) Legitimately insane
B) Hung like Milton Berle
C) Liked jacking off in front of teammates and coaches

And not playful jerking off. We’re talking the real, hardcore, I’m-home-and-my-wife-is-at-the-movies jerking off. I’ll let Pearlman fill you in:

Haley would stroll up to an unsuspecting (49er) teammate, whip out his phallus, and repeatedly stroke it in his face. Players initially laughed it off…

OhExaulted1 · 08-10-2008, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by PATRIOT64

I thought Haley was a bit bigger frame-wise

He was definately thicker but Willie was more rangy. I don't expect him to accomplish as much as either of those 2. Maybe more along the lines of Chris Slade-type production.

PATRIOT64 · 08-10-2008, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by fnordcircle

Hopefully the comparisons only carry over on the field....

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...asturbate.html

I want to know the guy who was responsible for checking out Milton Berles dick to make that comparison - What a sicko!!

Now maybe Billy Barty would be a different story with an easy assumption but...

PATRIOT64 · 08-10-2008, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by OhExaulted1

He was definately thicker but Willie was more rangy. I don't expect him to accomplish as much as either of those 2. Maybe more along the lines of Chris Slade-type production.

Wasn't Chris Singleton known for that type of physique with small legs but a powerful upper body?

***reflexblue*** · 08-10-2008, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by PonyExpress

Charles Haley. I'm just talking about his appearance. Obviously Crable isn't a HOF caliber player. He has that size, length, skinny strength and coordination. Hopefully he works as hard as Pierre has worked. Anyone else see the physical resemblance?

He reminds me of a LB out of Ackron same size 6'5 around 243 lbs.........Jason Taylor. I hope he plays like Taylor, who I think was a third rnd pick also.

Richter · 08-10-2008, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by fnordcircle

Hopefully the comparisons only carry over on the field....

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...asturbate.html

Hah, I was going to say the same thing. I don't care if Crable develops into a 15 sack/year guy, if he starts jerking off in team meetings (or in this case, meatings), cut him please.

***reflexblue*** · 08-10-2008, 11:31 PM

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Hah, I was going to say the same thing. I don't care if Crable develops into a 15 sack/year guy, if he starts jerking off in team meetings (or in this case, meatings), cut him please.

I think if he starts spanking his monkey in meetings, his monkey is going to get cut.