Bostonian1962

"Good morning my fellow Americans. Alot of folks have questioned my reasons for seeking an investigation of the New England Patriots Spygate travesty. They say I have an agenda, outside of honesty in sports, or that it is otherwise for my own personal reasons. I've heard it mentioned that I'm in bed with COMCAST. I've heard that I don't even like or care about sports. I've heard it said that I have made claims against the Patriots that have turned out to be false.

Hogwash! When a team like the Patriots score or prevent runs as a result of stealing signs from the guys of the teams and stuff, bad things happen and what not. If the umpire of a football game were caught cheating, there would be outrage, and so I'm equally outraged at Dave Bellichick and the rest of the Patriots Managers who did this.

How do I know they didn't do this when they played MY EAGLES in the World Series? We already know that they taped another team's Walkthrough, despite what the evidence shows.

I remember as a boy when my Easy Bake Oven broke, and I thought maybe I'd turn to sports, but nobody would pick me for the recess teams. I knew then that I would have my revenge, and this is my revenge (DID I JUST SAY THAT OUTLOUD)! Strike that! Turn that camera off! Turn that #$%# camera off! Spin Control, where the &^%% are my Spin Control people????"

At this point, Specter's handlers stop the press conference.

Marko

I was thinking of something very similar for the whiner line like "I'm concerned that when the catcher is giving the sign, the Patriots are able to steal them!
This would enable a blitzing point guard to manually relieve the center, something which never happens to my beloved Phillies."

Bostonian1962

Good stuff.

It really is laughable that another politician, with an agenda, is trying to feign disgust in an area he probably knows nothing about, a very long time after it happened (I guess the COMCAST thing came to a head more recently).

And, he wants to use our (taxpayers) money to further his agenda. Honestly, it's not the Patriots who should be investigated, it's the fine Senator from Pennsylvania that should be, and I'm not even joking about that.