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The quarterhick is starting to morph into something odd, unearthly. In his post-game press conference last night he briefly turned sideways and the profile of his head looked inhuman. In fact, he's starting to look like a dolphin! That bulbous, protruding forehead is quite disturbing to say the least, and I don't believe it's simply the effect of a receding hairline. There might be a chance he ends up in Miami to end his career, as the NFL's first player to double as quarterback and team mascot.

ShrewBeer

maybe it will just blow up.

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Drewwho

Very strange! I work with a girl who was just discussing this very topic today. She just randomly came out with 'what is up with the size of Peyton Mannings forehead' and about 3 girls started talking about it. I found the conversation amusing. It went from Peyton's forehead to Brady's @@@, pretty funny

Wildo7

steeeeerrrroooooiiiiiidddddsss*

Tunescribe

It just occurred to me -- could this be a side effect of "chemical" enhancement? We all know what 'roids did to Barry Bonds' head.

You beat me to it!

Dr Pain

From http://www.betterbodz.com/library/humangro.html

First, the amino acid Arginine was been shown to increase circulating levels of HGH after both injection (1) and oral administration (2). The drawback with the use of arginine is that very high doses, over 10 grams daily, were needed to achieve the increase in HGH. Before recommending this it would be important to determine the side effects of prolonged supplementation with mega doses of arginine. There are suggestions that bone growth, especially in the forehead area could be a potentially negative consequence.

oldskool138

Cue the X-Files music....

C'mon, the dude has always looked like Frankenstein's monster without the neck bolts.

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Patsman

Peyton Manning is also the stubbiest looking 6'5" plus I've ever seen. It's like his arms are short stocky flippers and his legs are like trunks. He definitely is some sort of cro magnon flashback. Usually guys that height look long based on proportions, but ol' Peyton is build like a fireplug for his height.

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Peachhead

He's being genetically engineered to grow a small flat TV screen on his forehead. That way he can play commercials on his forehead whenever cameras zoom in on him on the sidelines. Just think of the increased endorsements. And it won't technically violate the league's uniform rules wrt unauthorized endorsements on the uniform.

Wildo7