FrontSeven

These are the darkest of days - when we discover that we're not (I'm getting all verkempt again) not per ..... perfect. My God, I was able to get it out through my sobbing and sighing. Well, I know we have a perfect record, but what I mean is, what I want to say is, hell, why couldn't we win every game by 30 like really perfect teams do? I don't know if I can take the insults and laughter. It's in my head, in my head, arrrgggggh, they are winning, they have me where they want me and they won't let me off the hook.

I am staring at the paring knife and thinking that "this is it, the final disappointment of a dark season, only winning our eleventh straight by a lousy three points with the world watching, especially after only beating Indy by four. Can there be any worse hell upon earth for a football fan?"

I know you think I'm crazy but you don't know my pain. All my life I've wanted to be perfect. I thought I had a shot after Buffalo. Today I fully realize my imperfection and I'm afraid this is it - the end. Nothing can erase this misery, even beating the Jets 100-0. Nothing erases pain and insults like these.

I hope you losers enjoy seeing a team go 19-0 but unable to dominate every game. I refuse. At least I have honor while you suck up to every 19-0 team that comes along. WHORES. Your mothers smell of elderberry.

sieglo

Doooooooooommmmmeeeeeeeeeddddddddd!

PatsFan#37

Only two things I can think of after reading your post, 1.) you need to take some pills, or 2.) you need to stop taking pills

FrontSeven

You taunted a dying man.

Shameless whore. Go ..... go enjoy your perfect team that isn't perfect. See if I care. Where I'm going (with Jim Morrison and Hendrix) I don't need football or whores to make my day.

BrianPat

I'm going to assume he's kidding, because if he's not ................

ATippett56

As for the darkest of days, winter solstice is just around the corner.

As for insults, your mother is/was a hamster!

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Belichick_The_Great

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And very nicely done at that

Seymour93

Jumping ahead of yourself there. The blueprint is now avaliable for all of our remaining opponents. It looks like our best shot to win again is against Miami.

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PatsFanSince74

funny. both the original and the response...

as for pills, maybe the solution is to stop taking some pills and start taking others and see how that works out...

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TealSox

Nobody remembers how many close games the 72 Dolphins had and they don't need to. What is important is that they won every game that season and that was all that mattered. If it makes anyone feel better, their week 10 game against the Jets came down to the fourth quarter in which the Dolphins were down 24-20.

Dark days?

You gotta be kidding me?!?!?

3 Super Bowls later and the sky is falling if they have a rough game while staying 11-0?

Get off it!