Tutorial: How to start and end a Jets Game Thread.

[Slagathor]

There are 3 easy steps to starting a New York Jets game thread.

Step 1:

The easiest part of the process, and the most overwhelmingly popular way to start the thread is by the post - J.E.T.S JETS........JETS.......JETS!!!!!

Go Jets!!!!!!!!!!

Step 2:

Can be filled with a variety of optimistic observations. Such as:

Pennington looks sharp today.
Vilma is the MAN!
Thomas Jones is a BULL out there!
This game is where we turn the corner to our playoff run. BOOK IT!


Step 3:

I recommend that these posts be typed while jamming a Phillips-Head screwdriver into your thigh.

Not as optimistic and filled with more vitriol than Step 2. Most of these posts can be polar opposites of those posted in Step 2. Some examples:

Pennington sucks sooooo bad! I wanted Clemens as starter all along!
Vilma just doesn't get this defense. He's too small. Why did we draft him?
Jones is such a bust. We stink at getting free agents.
So where do you think we'll draft next year?

Transference also can work in Step 3 posting. The vitriol should be directed at benign factors or opposing teams whom are OBVIOUSLY working towards the Jets demise.

Examples:

Thanks to Belicheat, everyone's taping us. We'll never win!
The refs are paid off. This Sucks!
I blame Belicheat!
I know we're not playing them today, but I hate the Cheatriots with every ounce of my body!

Step 3 can then progress to a more realistic stage with posts such as:

MANGINA IS....a good name for him!
Tannenbaum should be fired!
We'll never see the playoffs again!
God this team sucks!
How can we assasinate Pennington?

also.......I Hate the Cheatriots can apply here.

I hope this was helpful.

Good luck and enjoy participating in the misery.

[psychoPat]

Really good!

[borg]

I joined in on a JI game thread a few weeks ago and was banned for the comment..."When does the genius part of Mangenius kick in." Now, that is all that is wriiten about the two-faced rat.

[pats63]

you got it...lololololol

[reflexblue]

Originally Posted by Slagathor

There are 3 easy steps to starting a New York Jets game thread.

Step 1:

The easiest part of the process, and the most overwhelmingly popular way to start the thread is by the post - J.E.T.S JETS........JETS.......JETS!!!!!

Go Jets!!!!!!!!!!

Step 2:

Can be filled with a variety of optimistic observations. Such as:

Pennington looks sharp today.
Vilma is the MAN!
Thomas Jones is a BULL out there!
This game is where we turn the corner to our playoff run. BOOK IT!


Step 3:

I recommend that these posts be typed while jamming a Phillips-Head screwdriver into your thigh.

Not as optimistic and filled with more vitriol than Step 2. Most of these posts can be polar opposites of those posted in Step 2. Some examples:

Pennington sucks sooooo bad! I wanted Clemens as starter all along!
Vilma just doesn't get this defense. He's too small. Why did we draft him?
Jones is such a bust. We stink at getting free agents.
So where do you think we'll draft next year?

Transference also can work in Step 3 posting. The vitriol should be directed at benign factors or opposing teams whom are OBVIOUSLY working towards the Jets demise.

Examples:

Thanks to Belicheat, everyone's taping us. We'll never win!
The refs are paid off. This Sucks!
I blame Belicheat!
I know we're not playing them today, but I hate the Cheatriots with every ounce of my body!

Step 3 can then progress to a more realistic stage with posts such as:

MANGINA IS....a good name for him!
Tannenbaum should be fired!
We'll never see the playoffs again!
God this team sucks!
How can we assasinate Pennington?

also.......I Hate the Cheatriots can apply here.

I hope this was helpful.

Good luck and enjoy participating in the misery.

Are you sure your not a closet jets fan? That post is so on it seems like only a true jests fan could have it down to a science.

[Brady to Brown]

Anyone see the bonehead also know as Klecko they made a mod over there.

The dude is the biggest baby on the entire internet.

[Slagathor]

Originally Posted by reflexblue

Are you sure your not a closet jets fan? That post is so on it seems like only a true jests fan could have it down to a science.

Jets fans might be in the closet.........but not because they're Jets fans!!!!

[JackPMiller]

At least the Jets are doing better than my Rams. Ugggh. I hope we have players at the end of the year, or John Shaw and Jay "Ziggy" Zygmunt, who are the main front office guys may start raiding all the boards to find people to play.

Question from the Rams FO: Have you ever played football?

Some poster on the board: Yes, I played catch with my father; or could say with his son.

Rams FO: good, we got a contract, what position can you play? We need them all. Plus have any friends that you can call that you can play with?

Fill in after that

[Mike the Brit]

Hey, Jack. I'm sorry for you, man. Can't you at least beat those d*mn 49ers for us?

But the Jets fans are something special -- the hubris followed by self-destruction is unique. Thanks, Slagathor, you hit the nail on the head!

[JackPMiller]

Originally Posted by Mike the Brit

Hey, Jack. I'm sorry for you, man. Can't you at least beat those d*mn 49ers for us?

But the Jets fans are something special -- the hubris followed by self-destruction is unique. Thanks, Slagathor, you hit the nail on the head!

We lost to the 9ers at home already. That was week 2.