So have the Bengals started talking trash yet? - New England Patriots Forums

Phokus · 09-25-2007, 11:59 AM

Let me be on record as saying that i'm a fan of Chad Johnson and the way he talks trash... it's funny and it's usually not mean spirited and he means it in jest most of the time. However, in this case, i hope he opens his mouth on our corners, just as a little motivation, ya know?

bungholio · 09-25-2007, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Phokus

Let me be on record as saying that i'm a fan of Chad Johnson and the way he talks trash... it's funny and it's usually not mean spirited and he means it in jest most of the time. However, in this case, i hope he opens his mouth on our corners, just as a little motivation, ya know?

I hope he doesn't. I like Chad the receiver, I dislike Chad the showman.
I think that some of the **** Chad talks actually DOES inspire opposing DB's to step up their game, or alternatively, want to put the wood on him.

Flying Fungi · 09-25-2007, 12:10 PM

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I hope he doesn't. I like Chad the receiver, I dislike Chad the showman.
I think that some of the **** Chad talks actually DOES inspire opposing DB's to step up their game, or alternatively, want to put the wood on him.

bungholio talking about putting the wood on someone

FlyingElvis75 · 09-25-2007, 12:12 PM

Well, after lurking on a couple Bengals forums, Bengals *fans* certainly haven't started to talk trash:

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99.99999% chance that we'll be 1-3, going into the buy week! Not to mention that we'll also be in last place in the div.

This team is in SHAMBLES.

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200 percent chance that we will be 1-3 after net Monday night

Pats 38
Bengals 20

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Pats 41
Bengals 24

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Simply put, the Patriots are a better team.

I almost forget what it's like to go into a game with basically no hope that the Pats will win. Man, are we spoiled these days...

bungholio · 09-25-2007, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by FlyingElvis75

Well, after lurking on a couple Bengals forums, Bengals *fans* certainly haven't started to talk trash:

I almost forget what it's like to go into a game with basically no hope that the Pats will win. Man, are we spoiled these days...

www.go-bengals.com

Uncensored site. Generally NWS, NKS.
My usual stomping grounds.

bradmahn · 09-25-2007, 12:16 PM

Chad Johnson's is usually good natured. Houshmandzadeh, on the other hand, is a moron and I hope the Pats haven't forgotten what he said after the Bengals lost last year; something along the lines of "What do they have that we don't have, cause it's certainly not talent."

bungholio · 09-25-2007, 12:16 PM

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bungholio talking about putting the wood on someone

Chad got utterly demolished last year by Russel when he played for Cleveland after some of his usual stupid antics.
Needed stitches in his chin and got a concussion. I'd say that's laying the wood on someone.

bradmahn · 09-25-2007, 12:24 PM

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www.go-bengals.com

Uncensored site. Generally NWS, NKS.
My usual stomping grounds.

Haha, definitely NSFW.

RE: poor special teams and injuries to teamers.

"Next thing you're probably going to say is they are playing poorly on special teams because most of them have mother issues, or small dicks. Apparently some of you find it easier to swallow bull**** excuses instead of facing the bigger problems at hand that cannot be solved overnight. Enjoy your state of denial while you can, because you won't be able to ignore the truth much longer."

onegameatatime · 09-25-2007, 01:45 PM

How about this for non-trash talk ... unless it's clever reverse psychology to trap the Pats ...

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Dear Patriots,

We forfeit. After careful analysis, we have reached the conclusion that we stand to gain nothing from playing you aside from more injuries. Therefore, we elect to take the inevitable loss and have 3 weeks off to heal our wounded. During this time we will also build some sort of arena where the DBs will be chased by pumas in order to make them faster. Only their speed can save them from being torn apart and eaten alive. Hopefully that is the motivation they need.

You are welcome to videotape our defensive signals, but we should warn you that very few, if any, of our players know what the signals mean. Essentially our defensive scheme works out to be "Brownian motion," a concept from physics in which particles merely vibrate in place. We feel that it would, in toto, be a waste of resources on your part.

That is all for now. We hope to see you in the playoffs (year unknown)!

Your pen pal,

The Bengals

P.S. No, the DB Puma Death Pit will not have a roof on it, so we hope it doesn't rain.

http://bengalsjungle.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4300

***danny88*** · 09-25-2007, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by onegameatatime

How about this for non-trash talk ... unless it's clever reverse psychology to trap the Pats ...

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Dear Patriots,

We forfeit. After careful analysis, we have reached the conclusion that we stand to gain nothing from playing you aside from more injuries. Therefore, we elect to take the inevitable loss and have 3 weeks off to heal our wounded. During this time we will also build some sort of arena where the DBs will be chased by pumas in order to make them faster. Only their speed can save them from being torn apart and eaten alive. Hopefully that is the motivation they need.

You are welcome to videotape our defensive signals, but we should warn you that very few, if any, of our players know what the signals mean. Essentially our defensive scheme works out to be "Brownian motion," a concept from physics in which particles merely vibrate in place. We feel that it would, in toto, be a waste of resources on your part.

That is all for now. We hope to see you in the playoffs (year unknown)!

Your pen pal,

The Bengals

P.S. No, the DB Puma Death Pit will not have a roof on it, so we hope it doesn't rain.

http://bengalsjungle.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4300

awesome!!!!!!!!