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PATRIOT64 · 10-12-2006, 02:35 AM

11th commandment says 'Thou Shall Not Leave the New England Patriots'- Those who break these laws (Adam Vinatieri,Willie McGinest,David Givens) are forced to go thru a season of injuries that will plague them throughout the year and cost them dearly - Ah The Evil Satanic Decision Of Taking More Money - Yes money is definately evil - Just Ask those 3 heathen guys above who are either on the injured list regularly so far and on losing or injury plagued teams - and not to forget another former NE Player (Deion Branch) whose new team lost thier best player (Alexander) to injury for awhile.

AHHH,Its heaven and peaceful up here in New England Country where money has no place to be #1 on the list-Everybody wins when you stay in 'heaven'....Too bad those guys decided to take the 'hotter deep deep south route into the Hell of the NFL basement'

Amen

***Joker*** · 10-12-2006, 02:37 AM

Pass the basket ,preacher...I'm sold

PATRIOT64 · 10-12-2006, 02:41 AM

No my son...No money in the basket - Just wins with each and every donation you see - wins make us fruitful and rich while those who sin suffer losses which are a Bit#h

***Joker*** · 10-12-2006, 02:44 AM

Too old...too slow...talent lost

why? why are we 4-1 and playing at 50% efficiency?

PATRIOT64 · 10-12-2006, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Joker

Too old...too slow...talent lost

why? why are we 4-1 and playing at 50% efficiency?

Don't worry my fellow heaven dweller - There's plenty of more room up here for talented performers to join the 'heavenly community' although 'heaven' closes up after October 17th till next year - But jury is still out whether a Randy Moss can make it up here if he so wishes for us to save his soul - He has been hell for many opponents,we may need to check for head horns before letting him up here if he really wants to join 'the above the clouds' community in the 'NFL happy high place where you just need to be an angel of god-not God himself' Thats why the only 'wings' T.O. will ever have is the ones on the helmet he wore in Philly.

***Joker*** · 10-12-2006, 03:06 AM

T.O.'s two biggest gains in that Super Bowl were because of illegal picks...right in front of the ref

Biggest sham in history

Look...anyone can say what they want about McNabb...he puked

Tedy Bruschi is MY personal favorite because he feels JUST LIKE US

***DarrylS*** · 10-12-2006, 03:51 AM

Alleluia, now I am reading ex brethren Damien is out for the season with a sprained foot.. money is indeed the root of all evil.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2621856

Bostonian1962 · 10-12-2006, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by PATRIOT64

11th commandment says 'Thou Shall Not Leave the New England Patriots'- Those who break these laws (Adam Vinatieri,Willie McGinest,David Givens) are forced to go thru a season of injuries that will plague them throughout the year and cost them dearly - Ah The Evil Satanic Decision Of Taking More Money - Yes money is definately evil - Just Ask those 3 heathen guys above who are either on the injured list regularly so far and on losing or injury plagued teams - and not to forget another former NE Player (Deion Branch) whose new team lost thier best player (Alexander) to injury for awhile.

AHHH,Its heaven and peaceful up here in New England Country where money has no place to be #1 on the list-Everybody wins when you stay in 'heaven'....Too bad those guys decided to take the 'hotter deep deep south route into the Hell of the NFL basement'

Amen

Damien Woody and his $5M a year can be added to the list. As of yesterday, he's out for the year. Givens, injured. Willie, injured. Adam V., injured.

***richpats*** · 10-12-2006, 06:47 AM

I believe that no former starter from any Patriot SB team has suited up for a team that has won a playoff game. I say 'suited up' to accomodate David Patten, who was on IR last season during the Redskins' playoff victory over Tampa Bay.

Actually that favors the possibility of a hex amongst "the departed" - thou shall not experience the glory of a playoff win after leaving New England!

***Box_O_Rocks*** · 10-12-2006, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by richpats

I believe that no former starter from any Patriot SB team has suited up for a team that has won a playoff game. I say 'suited up' to accomodate David Patten, who was on IR last season during the Redskins' playoff victory over Tampa Bay.

Actually that favors the possibility of a hex amongst "the departed" - thou shall not experience the glory of a playoff win after leaving New England!

It could also just be a reflection of secular trainerism...