Fixing Beisel - New England Patriots Forums

PatsFanInVa · 08-14-2006, 05:08 PM

Okay, I've read all the play-by-play breakdowns in the Monty Beisel thread, and I've figured out how to fix this. But I need some input from people who really know the rule book.

Specifically: Is there anything in the current rule book that would prevent replacing Beisel's nervous system with fiber optics and have BB control him with a joystick?

Inquiring minds and all that.

PFnV

***maverick4*** · 08-14-2006, 05:12 PM

Haha!

He might have the body, just not the mind or heart.

Realistically, instead of a joystick, can't they put a mic in his helmet and just tell him where to run (left/right) and when to tackle?

I think I read recently that defensive players could get helmet mics.

edgecy · 08-14-2006, 05:12 PM

You can't fix Beisel, even with those fancy fiber optics and a joystick.

SoonerPatriot · 08-14-2006, 05:20 PM

I often wonder if some of Monty's troubles aren't from weakness because he goes home and bangs that hot wife of his every night.

***reflexblue*** · 08-14-2006, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by PatsFanInVa

Okay, I've read all the play-by-play breakdowns in the Monty Beisel thread, and I've figured out how to fix this. But I need some input from people who really know the rule book.

Specifically: Is there anything in the current rule book that would prevent replacing Beisel's nervous system with fiber optics and have BB control him with a joystick?

Inquiring minds and all that.

PFnV

Biesel can't be fixed. You can't get the parts anymore,the factory went out of business.

DarMan · 08-14-2006, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by PatsFanInVa

Okay, I've read all the play-by-play breakdowns in the Monty Beisel thread, and I've figured out how to fix this. But I need some input from people who really know the rule book.

Specifically: Is there anything in the current rule book that would prevent replacing Beisel's nervous system with fiber optics and have BB control him with a joystick?

Inquiring minds and all that.

PFnV

I know what they did when I had my dog fixed. Monty plays like he's already been fixed.

PatsFanInVa · 08-14-2006, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SoonerPatriot

I often wonder if some of Monty's troubles aren't from weakness because he goes home and bangs that hot wife of his every night.

Maybe suggesting that the ballcarrier on any given team is doing the same would be an effective motivational ploy...

CrazyDave · 08-14-2006, 06:00 PM

I know you guys can do better than this.

BradfordPatsFan · 08-14-2006, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by PatsFanInVa

Specifically: Is there anything in the current rule book that would prevent replacing Beisel's nervous system with fiber optics and have BB control him with a joystick?

Inquiring minds and all that.

PFnV

Belichick already said that he can't play Madden worth a damn. Maybe this isn't such a good idea.

Bostonian1962 · 08-14-2006, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BradfordPatsFan

Belichick already said that he can't play Madden worth a damn. Maybe this isn't such a good idea.

Very astute observation! I'm sure some of you out there are pretty good wit da ol' joystick, but I digress.

P.S. - Can I be banned for that crack?