PatsWickedPissah

OK, OK I realize it's off season pre training camp and we're all desperate for any substantive Pats news, but I for one am sick of the numerous fact free, speculation maximized threads about Brady and the Pats. So, here's the chance to go on record and embarras yourself like with the Cassel speculation.

Will Brady hold out, report 'late' to camp, or just freakin be there?

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Deus Irae

I expect him to arrive in camp on time. If he's late, it'll be for an excused reason, and not because he's holding out.

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Mogamedogz

No option for Early?

Brady2Welker

Option #4:

Aliens will abduct Tom and we'll be required to have Hoyer be our starting QB, until we pay to their demands of six hundred cupcakes and a 2.2 tons of fried chicken.


In saying this I realize if you replace Aliens with Rex Ryan, it will make more sense.

efin98

Seems like a bad poll without that option

I'd be shocked if he wasn't one of the first players to not only report to camp but one of the few that stays late every day.

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Big-T

Tannenbaum will take him hostage and not release him until the Jets are one game from winning the division, but Brady then comes back and the Pats win the AFC East on the last game

Or he turns up on time, as always.

sbpatfan

Brady holds out because he's tired of the way the Patriots have severely mistreated him over his career. Eventually, he is traded to the 49ers so he can follow the dreams of his childhood hero, Joe Montana, and win a Superbowl while getting giggity in California with all his celebrity friends.

Pat the Pats Fan

Brady, frustrated, decides to retire and manage his wife's entry into the celebrity duck pin bowling league.

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A sarcastic Bill Belichick on Tom Brady's finger injury, "It's not life threatening."

FreeTedWilliams

Tom Brady will.......

extract Excaliber from the stone and proclaim himself "King of the Britons", name Gisele Queen and then order the royal guards to have Rex Ryan placed in the stockades until such time that he lossess enough weight so that he can finally remove that giant melon he calls a head from the stocks.

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Tunescribe

Or instead he might have Wrecks slaughtered and shipped overseas to end the hunger crisis in Africa.