Rex Ryan......AGAIN! - Page 3 - New England Patriots Forums

***Gwedd*** · 08-19-2009, 06:25 PM

Rex Ryan is so fat that he personally drove 7 different "all you can eat" buffets out of business...

***Frezo*** · 08-19-2009, 06:28 PM

Rex Ryan is so fat that all of the seats on the Jets side of the field are sold as obstructed.

***Gwedd*** · 08-19-2009, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Frezo

Rex Ryan is so fat that all of the seats on the Jets side of the field are sold as obstructed.

Bwahahahahaha.........

***Gwedd*** · 08-19-2009, 06:34 PM

Rex Ryan is so fat that he was banned from all the beaches on the Jersey shore. That's right, you know? Everytime he went there to sunbathe, people would mistake him for a stranded whale and try to push him into the ocean.....

efin98 · 08-19-2009, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Gwedd

Rex Ryan is so fat that he personally drove 7 different "all you can eat" buffets out of business...

And that was just this morning.

***Gwedd*** · 08-19-2009, 06:36 PM

Rex Ryan is so fat that he was once mistaken for a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon.

alvinnf · 08-19-2009, 06:43 PM

Rex Ryan is so fat...... When he steps on the scale it reads... To be continued!

***Frezo*** · 08-19-2009, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by alvinnf

Rex Ryan is so fat...... When he steps on the scale it reads... To be continued!

Rex Ryan is so fat that it once took an entire police force a week to do a cavity search.

***KontradictioN*** · 08-19-2009, 07:12 PM

I like this thread.

Rex Ryan is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light", he told Rex to move his fat ass.

sg14 · 08-19-2009, 07:20 PM

Have not read this whole post,,

But this Ryan guy reminds me of that Iraqi Minister of Information,,,,