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One possible option: The NFL would play year-round. Bill Parcells would be the team equipment manager. Belichick would be commissioner and Bob Kraft would be the Pats' star running back. Marshall Faulk would be a transvestite drug smuggler, and Tom Brady would be president-elect. The Jets would be 0-10 with Brett Favre riding the bench and Tubby Ratfink looking for a job.

Feel free to add your own scenarios for the latest episode of, "Where Would We Be Now If ... ?"

apple strudel

Yeah, I hear you, they're pretty irrelevant. I like the ones that examine possible FA/trade scenarios (who'd have thought Randy was really possible) but the going back in time is lame.

363839

We would be in all the infinite possibilities.

Va_Pats_Fan

If we were in a parallel universe, we'd be over there --------------------->

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cincipatsfan

<---------------------- No we would be over there.

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"You don't win a war by digging a foxhole and sitting in it," Belichick said this week. "You have to go out there and attack.

Ice Cold Bruschi

This retarded thread wouldn't exist

Tunescribe

Or, it would be a sticky! (In case you didn't notice, this thread is a sarcastic response to the other nonsensical, speculative "where would we be" threads.)

PatsFanInVa

Can I get some parallel universe cheerleader poon out of this?

PatsFanInVa

PS, and NOT THE NAZI ONE!

I read "The Monkey's Paw." I know how that stuff works...

Deus Irae

Is parking different in a parallel universe?

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