08-30-2008, 07:27 PM
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Re: Typical article of panic & doom before the 1st game from the Cape Cod Times
If I might quote his first 2 sentences and the first clause of the third...
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It doesn’t take a weatherman to tell you that there are dark clouds hanging over New England these late summer days and that they spell disaster. Even a casual observer of the sporting scene knows that the Patriots are flopping around like a fish out of water.
Tom Brady, aka Superman, has a sore right foot...
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Christ on a crutch. Somebody is a grand or two lighter per week because he gave it to this man, ostensibly for writing and reporting.
That's like a hooker a night, every night, every week, maybe not a top shelf one but better than a streetwalker, totally wasted. Or to be healthier and more socially acceptable, that's four tickets to that week's game. Or an amazing scrumptuous dinner for two with the wife at a pricey restaurant. Or you could take out 10 friends to a less swank place, just for staff solidarity, EVERY WEEK... but you chose to pay this guy instead.
I just threw up a little bit.
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